Defective

something I came up with while eating ramen. quite an exhilerating story, really. I think I'll share it...

once upon a dinnertime, I made some ramen. Once they were done, I set them down on the table and prepared a pair of chopsticks. I was trying to pick up some noodles with the chopsticks, but they fell off. after staring at the bowl for about ten seconds, I simply stated, "these noodles are defective."